{"id":7955465306324,"title":"Træudskårne beskeder","handle":"wooden-papercut-postcard","description":"\u003ch4 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff8000;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eFUNKTIONER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMan kommer til verden med en masse lort, bruger det som et barn med et kreditkort. Du holder af dine venner, dine karakterer, din sans for mode, fremmedes holdninger. Du giver alt for mange \u003cem\u003efucks\u003c\/em\u003e om alt for mange ting. Du har så mange!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNår du så bliver ældre, har du måske 10 fucks pr. måned, at give ud af. Så du lærer, hvordan du skal planlægge dem. Du tildeler dem til familie og karriere, men der er ikke nok at bruge på de seneste modetrends. Nå? Så der er nogen på arbejdet, der har brug for min hjælp med noget, der egentlig ikke er mit job? Jeg vil gøre mit bedste for at give nogle fucks ud, men i denne måned er budgettet måske en smule stramt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSå når du bliver ældre, har du kun 1-2 fucks tilbage pr. måned, og de så forbandet værdifulde. Du giver dem til din familie, dine hobbyer og dit job, men så er det så også det. Det er ikke din skyld - de slipper hurtigt op. Man fristes til at sige: \u003cem\u003e\"Jeg skulle have gemt nogle fra min ungdom, men det kunne jeg ikke.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMan kan sige, at man går konkurs, når man ikke har flere fucks at give ud af. \u003cbr\u003eDer er ikke meget at få, så man må leve med det. Du giver afkald på ting, der før betød noget, også selv de ting, man engang gav fucks omkring, men nu kan du ikke. Nogle mennesker løber hurtigt tør for penge, nogle har en hel fond, der udbetaler et anstændigt beløb langt op i alderdommen. Men på et tidspunkt er der ikke flere fucks at give ud af. Dette er ganske enkelt \u003cem\u003eFuckonomi\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff8000;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eSPECIFIKATIONER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003eMateriale:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e træ\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003eVægt:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e150g\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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